The Meek Shall Inherit Jackshit

Am I the only other human/god who thought Joe Wilson's antics during Obama's address to Congress were hilarious. I'd manifested at the blessed event Myself to join with my Republican brethren in some good old fashioned murmuring-under-breath and not-standing, when everyone's new favorite Congressman from South Carolina breached House decorum to an unprecedented degree by shouting that the President is a liar.

I'm glad Joe Wilson (no relation to Joe the Plumber or Joe Six-Pack) heeded my advice from the last blog: it's better to be loud than to be right. I mean, it's not like the guy's going to exploit his notoriety for political benefit or anything.

It was just for laughs, to break the tension. Like the time Orrin Hatch cut the cheese during a Senate Judiciary Committee meeting, or at the crucifixion when that Roman guard pierced my side with a spear and blood and water poured out.

As you'll see, Joe Wilson is only one of many hilarious point-and-yellers, and is following in such proud traditions as:

Nelson Muntz

That Asshole Drill Sergeant From Full Metal Jacket

Avant-Garde Sculptures

Unckie Sam