Christopher Columbus is a bigger thorn in my side than that gaping spear wound. The guy is stupid enough to think he can sail to the West Indies by crossing the Atlantic, then dies years later convinced he'd been to Asia, yet he still parades around Heaven taking credit for "discovering" a continent my Dad created, one that's already occupied by millions of people.
The nerve.
Now every second Monday in October I have to hear this world class turd go on and on about what a great explorer he was and - just because he crashed his boat into an unfamiliar continent over 500 years ago - my Guns and Ammo Magazine is going to be late.
I got some advice for you, Chris, discover yourself some tact, you boastful motherfucker.
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