Thursday, October 22, 2009

Good & Evil, Heaven & Hell, Sandals & Socks

A disturbing trend has been popping up the past few decades and I'm here to put the kibosh on it right now. In my day, I wouldn't be caught temporarily dead in such a hideous combo.

Socks and sandals are like oil and water, angels and demons, two consenting adults of the same sex and the legal contract of marriage. They simply don't mix.

It's not that difficult, people. You can wear socks OR you can wear sandals. Never the twain shall meet.

Doing so is an abomination, and if I see this fashion sin again I'm casting the first stone.

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