With all the health care reform hubbub going on lately, I thought this would be the perfect time to reiterate the preexisting religion clause in your salvation contract.I don't mean to brag but I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Nobody gets to Heaven except through me. When you ask me into your heart you are entering into a verbal contract. Failure to disclose previous conversion experiences of any kind will void that contract.
Them's the rules.
I don't want to move all my stuff into your heart only to find the last tenant left a yoga mat and a bunch of incense everywhere, or that your knees are almost shot from bending to pray to Mecca five times a day.
Just because you're paying the collection plate premiums each Sunday doesn't mean I have to cover your soul in case of damnation.
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"I don't mean to brag but I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Nobody gets to Heaven except through me. When you ask me into your heart you are entering into a verbal contract. Failure to disclose previous conversion experiences of any kind will void that contract."
I get it Jesus, I get it. It is only fair that the Don (who is also yourself) would want to appoint his first born Sonny as the wholesole pimp...er...I mean broker...er...I mean...whatever. What I am confused about is whether you really humped Mary, your mother I mean, not Magdalane ? I know you did a number on her ; Magdalane I mean, not your mother.
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