Tuesday, December 08, 2009

I Still Have No Fucking Clue What Myrrh Is

What's that? The King of Kings has been born and you want to travel from afar bearing him gifts befitting his miracle birth? How about a big pile of myrrh.

Please.

The gold was fine. What Savior baby doesn't like a little bling. Frankincence? Kind of a foo-foo Bath and Bodyworks type gift. But I was born in a feeding trough, so a little freshening up was in order.

But myrrh? Do I eat it? Smoke it? Line the litter box with it? What?

Here's a little tip, Third Wiseman, if the recipient of your gift requires over 2000 years to figure out what the hell you just gave him, it's a shitty gift.

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Metal_Grunge said...

hahahah myrrh. I never had seen that before. hahah nice post. He needed 2000 more years for figure out something better to give.