What's that? The King of Kings has been born and you want to travel from afar bearing him gifts befitting his miracle birth? How about a big pile of myrrh.Please.
The gold was fine. What Savior baby doesn't like a little bling. Frankincence? Kind of a foo-foo Bath and Bodyworks type gift. But I was born in a feeding trough, so a little freshening up was in order.
But myrrh? Do I eat it? Smoke it? Line the litter box with it? What?
Here's a little tip, Third Wiseman, if the recipient of your gift requires over 2000 years to figure out what the hell you just gave him, it's a shitty gift.

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hahahah myrrh. I never had seen that before. hahah nice post. He needed 2000 more years for figure out something better to give.
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