Anyone Caught Doing the Sanctified Slide Goes Straight To Hell, Got It?

To view the video for the Sanctified Slide, click here, but do so with the knowledge that it will cost your eternal soul to perform it.

This is why everyone else makes fun of you, Christians!

As if the Electric Slide and aerobic dance videos weren't ludicrious enough on their own, you have to drag me into the mix.

When will you lunatics learn that holing your families up in the alternate-reality bubble of"Christian" media is why your children are going to start cults someday.

Sure, many of you could stand to drop a few pounds, but you can do so with any mainstream exercise video. Why, for fuck sake, would you choose to dance at the direction of a Billy Blanks rip-off who claps instead of punches?

Can't you take your thoughts off me for two seconds? It gets a little creepy.

This is the kind of shit that makes people believe you'd actually come out with a Wii game like this: